I am available for kidnapping anytime this weekend. Not that I don't love remodels. I just don't want to be around when it is happening. Please return me the week of Feburary 7th. I prefer Honduran coffee and crumpets with lemon curd for breakfast, a diet coke or two for lunch and 1/2 a bottle of French chardonnay with dinner. High protein low carb, please. Thanks.