I have a very glamorous and busy morning ahead of me:
1. Stuff 6 very expensive chairs and 2 cute kids in my disgusting car.
2. Drop off chairs and Raoul Textiles laminated fabric at my upholsterer's shop.
3. Go to gym. Run 5 miles with skinny hungry friends.
If that doesn't make you laugh, this Flight of the Conchords song will.